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2012 BENGHAZI IRAN - it was a normal day just like any other for our group of ragtag corporate American mercenaries guarding the fort. America had been in Iran for over a year trying to dispose isis and it’s evil leader Qaddafi, when they fell only our brave mercenaries were there to stop the post war chaos. This is where our movie 13 hours begins.

At first when I saw the trailer for the movie, I admit i was scared by it’s 13 hour run time. Would I be allowed to use the bathroom and if it was allowed and I chose to use the bathroom would it be unpatriotic of me to do so? I sure did a lot of worrying over nothing! This movie keeps your attention to such an extreme that 13 hours goes by in what feels like 120 minutes.

The anger that I felt as our soldiers were being gunned down while Barack Obama’s was enjoying a shrimp scampi with comrade Clinton back in the district was unbearable. My teeth grinder away through the whole thing thinking about that pedo gorilla in the White House.

Only watch this if you want to know the real truth of the world. 5 stars.